I decided working at a City farm as a volunteer was a good idea in a spiritual sense it gave me access to a feeling of deep tranquility and it was where I fell in love with George! It was part of my job to supervise hoards of visiting siblings and on this particular day, George decided to lend me a hand. That is where it became apparent without a shadow of a doubt that George had psychic abilities.
I loved George as a pet. The problem was the feeling for me, up to that day had not been reciprocated at all! You see, George was a very handsome cockerel and I loved to stroke his feathers on passing, which he loathed somewhat! Until that day, George and I rarely saw eye to beady eye…ever! On the morning of that day, my other psychic pet chosen was also called George, a beautiful bull who lived in the field! With George being tame, he would always let me stroke him and was never any trouble, who only loved me….and the other bulls! Not cows! He disliked cows a lot!
So there I am, meandering along various peoples’ siblings in tow and one red haired male called George! A capacity to do every naughty thing possible in a short space of time was this sweet, angel’s outlook on life and then it happened…
I was passing the pig pen and George the bull mooed very loudly, at the same time as George the cockerel landed on the wall of the pig pen next to me! I spun round to see why they had both called me at the same time…to pay extra attention. There it was, the human George, upside down in the pigpen. All I could see of him was his trousers and the bottoms of his green wellies!
We rescued George the human and I thanked both the non-human Georges for their psychic assistance, for they both knew at the same time that one of my charges had gone missing and they both warned me together!
My Psychic Farmyard Pets came to the rescue in the true tale of Two and a Half Georges!
Posted By Amber (PIN 7021)

